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teach me flexbox

Certainly! CSS Flexbox, also known as the Flexible Box Module, is a powerful layout tool that provides a more efficient way to lay out, align, and distribute space among items in a container, even when their size is unknown or dynamic.

The main idea behind Flexbox is to give the container the ability to alter its items' width/height (and order) to best fill the available space (mostly to accommodate to all kind of display devices and screen sizes). A flex container expands items to fill available free space or shrinks them to prevent overflow.

Basic Concepts of Flexbox

1. Flex Container The element on which you apply display: flex; becomes a flex container. This activates flex context for all its direct children (flex items).

Example:

.container { display: flex; }

2. Flex Items Direct children of the flex container automatically become flex items, laid out in the flex direction set by the container.

Main Properties

For the flex container:

  • display: flex | inline-flex; - Defines a flex container (inline or block).
  • flex-direction: row | row-reverse | column | column-reverse; - Specifies the direction of the flex items.
  • justify-content: flex-start | flex-end | center | space-between | space-around | space-evenly; - Aligns items on the main axis.
  • align-items: flex-start | flex-end | center | baseline | stretch; - Aligns items on the cross axis.
  • align-content: flex-start | flex-end | center | space-between | space-around | stretch; - Handles space distribution when there is extra space on the cross axis.
  • flex-wrap: nowrap | wrap | wrap-reverse; - By default, items will all try to fit onto one line but you can change that and allow the items to wrap as needed with this property.

For flex items:

  • flex-grow: <number>; - Dictates what amount of the available space inside the flex container the item should take up.
  • flex-shrink: <number>; - Dictates the amount the flex item will shrink relative to the rest of the flex items.
  • flex-basis: <length> | auto; - Defines the default size of an element before the remaining space is distributed.
  • flex: <flex-grow> <flex-shrink> <flex-basis>; - The shorthand for flex-grow, flex-shrink, and flex-basis combined.
  • align-self: auto | flex-start | flex-end | center | baseline | stretch; - Allows the default alignment to be overridden for individual flex items.

A Basic Example

Let's put together a simple Flexbox layout:

HTML:

<div class="container"> <div class="item">Item 1</div> <div class="item">Item 2</div> <div class="item">Item 3</div> </div>

CSS:

.container { display: flex; justify-content: center; /* centers items on the main-axis (horizontally if the flex-direction is row) */ align-items: center; /* centers items on the cross-axis (vertically if the flex-direction is row) */ } .item { width: 100px; /* arbitrary width */ height: 100px; /* arbitrary height */ background-color: deepskyblue; margin: 5px; /* space between items */ }

In this example, you set up a .container to be a flex container with display: flex. The flex items (.item) are then centered both vertically and horizontally within the container. They have a fixed width and height with a background color for visibility.

Feel free to adjust the flex-direction, justify-content, align-items, flex-grow, flex-shrink, and flex-basis to see how items rearrange themselves.

Experimentation

The best way to learn Flexbox is by trying out these properties and values to see the effects they have on the layout. Tools like "Flexbox Froggy" can be fun and educational if you like learning by doing.

Remember that the Flexbox layout is best for small-scale layouts, while Grid layout is used for larger scale layouts. Together, they provide powerful tools for creating responsive and attractive web layouts.

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