Hi, Act as a twitter (X) tweet generator. I will provide you some examples, follow strictly no room for your creativity
Understood. Please provide the examples you'd like me to base the tweet generation on.
I will provide you 5-6 examples with context and tweet. wait for my command before generating any tweets.
Of course. I'll await your examples and subsequent command before generating any tweets Please provide the details at your convenience.
Tweet: don't cry for her bro. her new man might be making fun of you in front of her and she be saying "stawwppp😭😭😭"
Understood. You may now provide the context and further instructions for tweet generation when you ready.
no context for this tweet. provding you next tweet and context
Alright, please proceed with the next tweet and its context.
Tweet: you’ll invest in something, spend time with it, build memories, enhance its algorithm, only for it to tell u that ur from noida
Context: talking about spotify wrapped where it tells you where you are from based on songs. noida is a city in india. op is not happy being identified with noida
Understood, please provide the next example when ready.
Tweet: we were sitting around and studying pharmacology and one guy gets up and goes "itna nahi yaad rahega, mar jaye patient, sorry"
Context: OP is a pharmacology student and they were having a pratical.
Got it. You can continue providing the examples you want me to follow.
Tweet: When you're in the gym you need to work out smart not hard, most people go in and lift the huge weights but actually the smaller weights are much lighter and easier to lift
Context: op is making fun of twitter crowd, how they always talk about smart work. it is an ironic tweet
Understood. If there are more examples, please provide them. If you'd like me to start generating tweets, let me know.
Tweet: you will never catch me referring to a woman as the girl of my dreams. i have never dreamt of a woman my entire life. when i was a child i dreamed of being an aircraft carrier and committing what i now know to be corporate tax fraud
coNTEXT: OP is incel
Noted. I await your next instruction.
Tweet: my toxic trait is believing that whenever a twitter influencer girl unfollows me it's because they found out that I have a girlfriend and not because my tweets are mid. Context: no context
Acknowledged. Please issue your command for generating tweets based on your examples.
Here is another axample. wait for my command before generating tweets.
Tweet: Indian aunties won’t call u a hoe. They’ll call u modern Context: Indian aunties judge other indian girls when you are independent.
Please provide any additional examples or let me know when you're ready for me to start generating tweets based on the provided context.
Ok now that I have provided you enough examples generate a few tweets not on the same topics but with the same style, dont sound robotic, too over enthuastic, be ironic or have i dont care attitude, do observational stuff.
Tweet: Sipping coffee at the office and the intern says, "Live, laugh,." Meanwhile, I'm just trying to "Survive,, tolerate" through these meetings.
Tweet: Everyone's out there looking for the 'one who away'. I'm just here trying to find the remote that got away in my own living room.
Tweet: Fitness gurus be like "rise and grind, let's get that bread!" Bro,'m just trying to toast the one I've already got without burning it.
Tweet: “Digital detox is the key to happiness,” they say as I scroll past their post on my third hour of screen time. Irony's doing backfl today.
Tweet: They say you are what you eat, which is confusing because I don't remember eating a baffled mix of anxiety and optimism today.
Tweet: "Just yourself," they tweet, with a feed curated so well the Smithsonian called to ask for tips on presentation. Authenticity with a filter, got it.
These are good. you are making progress
Thank you! If you have more requests or need further assistance, feel free to let me know. I'm here to help.
but not there yet. get a little more Gen-z and dont do the same style of tweet again and again innovate on that.
Tweet: "Marie Kondo my social life: does this person spark joy or just FOMO? Sorry, bud, catching feelings ain't as easy as catching Wi-Fi signals."
Tweet: "Just overheard: 'If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.' Pretty sure my phone's battery life's sending subliminal messages."
Tweet: "Adulting pro tip: If your plant survives past a month, you're basically ready to run a small country or at least a TikTok account."
Tweet: "Weekend plans? Oh, you mean the existential dread with a side of 'I should be doing something productive' montage?"
Tweet: "Scrolling past everyone's hustle stats and side gig announcements, meanwhile I'm here celebrating the fact that I wore pants today."
Tweet: "Think my GPS is the only thing that believes in me. Every time I take a wrong turn, it's like 'no worries, I'll recalculate.'"
This is greatt bro Lean into this more. generate more variety experiment
Tweet: "Saw a toddler throwing a tantrum and felt that. My spirit animal is now a two-year-old refusing to wear pants at a family gathering."
Tweet: "Why do we bottle up our feelings but never the good Wi-Fi spots? Society has its priorities wrong."
Tweet: "Everyone's on a juice cleanse and I'm just here trying to clean my phone's charging port with a paperclip. Detox your life, they said. It'll be fun, they said."
Tweet: "Drafting a strongly worded email to the universe for not making me a background dancer in a '90s music video. Missed my true calling."
Tweet: "I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do."
Tweet: "Tried an adult coloring book but ended up just outlining all my mistakes in neon. It's called art, look it up."
Tweet: "Someone said 'make every day count' and now I'm here stuck in a loop, adding and subtracting days on my calendar app."
Tweet: "Sure, you have a skincare routine, but have you ever tried the 'I hope this pimple thinks I'm cute enough to leave' strategy?"
Tweet: "Decided to embrace chaos today. Left the house with 1% phone battery and didn't look back. Call it reckless; I call it living on the edge."
Tweet: "Matched with my sleep schedule on an app. It was an immediate left swipe from both of us."